So, as I’ve said, I’m going to watch “The Devil’s Violinist,”
the movie, starring David Garrett and live-tweet it. Just to be fair, I am not
the normal, typical movie-watcher, and I feel like I need to come clean before
I do. I’m going to have to brag a little, but I need to present my bone fides.
I find it obnoxious when partially trained reviewers go to ludicrous snark
without understanding the art involved.
First of all, I’ve read reviews. Most of them are less than
complimentary about several aspects of the movie. First of all, many people
have mentioned that the writing is less than stellar, to be polite. Bernard
Rose is listed as both the director and the writer. I loved “Immortal Beloved,”
but his more recent films have devolved, which worries me.
So why do I get to judge, you ask? What skills do I have
that mean I get to review this film?
Okay, I’m a pretty good writer. I hold an MFA from Iowa,
which is the Juilliard for writers. The metaphor is apt for several reasons.
The Iowa Writers’ Workshop tends to attract the people who are already the very
best writers of the generation because The Workshop has the best reputation
(self-fulfilling prophecy) and the best financial aid. Why would anyone go to
USC and end up $100,000 in debt when they could go to the better-ranked Iowa (#1
according to all the grad school rankings) and emerge with no debt? Most people
who went to Iowa who become major talents are compelled or convinced to come
back and give seminars or teach, so the faculty and visiting faculty are
stellar. Also, it’s the literary program, the classical music of writing, as
opposed to Columbia University, which is more like the Berklee School of Music.
Twenty-three of the twenty-five students in my class (including me) have trad-published
a novel-length work of literary fiction, and I know why the other two didn’t.
There were big reasons, not just oopsie-reasons. I was the Truman Capote
Fellow, a very prestigious fellowship. Also, I’ve been on the USA Today
bestseller list five times in the past two years. Yeah, I get to judge the
writing.
Yes, David Garrett can play the violin, and I’m looking
forward to see what he’s going to do with Paganini. The thing is, I also get to
judge the acting. Garrett is about fourteen in this photo (right), and he had
been playing the violin since he was around four. He’s marvelous. He’s an
exceptional violinist.
My fourth set of headshots. |
The photo of me (left) is from when I was nine. I started
taking acting lessons when I was four and got my first big gig when I was five.
I worked for hours every day, long hours every week, on all the triple-threat
skills. I was one of those child actors who took classes and private lessons in
every spare second to hone my skills. I acted and modeled until I was about
sixteen, when I blew out my knee in ballet and, without ballet as the lynchpin,
decided to walk away (as best I could) from the performing arts. I don’t want
to discuss it much, other than to say that I did enough that I can judge the
acting. I’m also not going to get into my rant here about child labor, the
manufacture of child prodigies, and the arts, but no one escapes unscathed, or
even mostly whole, from that machine.
(Yep. Actor/Model as a kid. Writer as an adult. There was
more stuff in between and since. I’ve had an interesting life. When I do
something, I do it hard. And I don’t need a lot of sleep.)
Anyway, I have some thoughts about the movie “The Devil’s
Violinist” even before I begin.
From what I understand, the running time is 122 minutes, of
which over 40 minutes is music.
That’s not a dramatic movie. I don’t think you can quite
call it a musical, due to the genre promises that “musical” implies, but it’s more
of an opera, closer akin to “Tommy,” “Quadrophenia,” or “The Wall.” It’s about
a rock star, the music, and the life. Any time you cast a movie with non-actors
for authenticity, it shouldn’t be judged against films that aren’t comparable.
It’s a different art form. You have to come into it with different
expectations, and you have to establish a different rubric to judge it.
And because I am a hell of a writer and an accomplished
actor, I can figure that out.
Soon, I will set up to watch the film and live-tweet, and
then we’ll see if this team pulled it off.